英文笑話小故事: Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!!! 拉登,一加拿大人還有布什總統走在大街上看到一盞金色的燈.他們擦了擦燈出現了一個精靈.精靈說:"我要滿足你們每人一個願望總共三個."加拿大人說:"我是個父親我兒子將成為農夫,因此我想讓加拿大的土地永遠肥沃."精靈說了咒語願望實現了.拉登看了很驚奇,他希望有座城牆圍繞阿富汗.精靈又說了咒語願望又實現了.布什總統問:"精靈請告訴我關於這座牆的事情."精靈回答:"牆厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而裡面的任何東西出不來外面的任何東西進不去."布什總統說:"哇!那是座大橋耶...注滿水!"
一位來自日本的旅客，坐出租車去機場的路上，看到一輛汽車經過，就說：“oh，TOKOTA ！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”又有一輛經過，他又說：“oh，NISSAN！Made in Japan! It is very fast！”司機有點不高興，覺得他太吵了！ 當第三輛經過時,他還是說： “oh，HONDA！Made in Japan! It is very fast！” 後來到了機場，那個日本人就問：“How Much？”出租車司機說：“one thousand！”日本人驚奇的問司機：“為什麼那麼貴？”出租車司機回答說：“oh，mileometer（計程表）！Made in Japan! It is very fast！” The Doctor Knows Better A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!" 醫生懂得多 一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多." How to Get a Seat by the Fire A gentleman came to an inn on a very cold day, and could get no room near the fire. |